ronaldweasleys:

favs of 2011 → crazy, stupid, love
steve carell, ryan gosling, julianne moore, emma stone and marisa tomei

BEST MOVIES OF 2011

#02. CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE.

Hannah: I’m very nervous.
Jacob: I’m getting that.
Hannah: Okay. Because I know I seemed confident back at the bar, but that was mostly just because I was cold and wet, and trying to be dramatic a little bit.
Jacob: You’re adorable.
Hannah: No. I am sexy. I am R-rated sexy. Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, all right? I know. It’s that I get really drunk and then I pass out. You cover me with a blanket, kiss me on the cheek, nothing happens. But that’s not why I’m here. I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob.
Jacob: Are people still saying “bang”?
Hannah: I do. We are gonna bang. Hmm? This is happening. Take off your shirt.
Jacob: Why?
Hannah: Please, will you take off your shirt? I can’t stop thinking. I need to just..
Jacob: Okay, okay, okay.
Hannah: Fuck. Seriously? It’s like you’re Photoshopped. Can l…?
Jacob: Aah. You have cold hands. Now you take off your dress.
Hannah: No. Not with that going on. No, thank you. Is there dim lighting somewhere?

TOP 10 FAVORITE MOVIES OF 2011:
03. Crazy, Stupid, Love

Hannah: I’m here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob…
Jacob: Do people still say “bang”?
Hannah: I do. And we’re gonna bang!