favs of 2011 → crazy, stupid, love
steve carell, ryan gosling, julianne moore, emma stone and marisa tomei
#02. CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE.
Hannah: I’m very nervous.
Jacob: I’m getting that.
Hannah: Okay. Because I know I seemed confident back at the bar, but that was mostly just because I was cold and wet, and trying to be dramatic a little bit.
Jacob: You’re adorable.
Hannah: No. I am sexy. I am R-rated sexy. Okay, I know what happens in the PG-13 version of tonight, all right? I know. It’s that I get really drunk and then I pass out. You cover me with a blanket, kiss me on the cheek, nothing happens. But that’s not why I’m here. I am here to bang the hot guy that hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob.
Jacob: Are people still saying “bang”?
Hannah: I do. We are gonna bang. Hmm? This is happening. Take off your shirt.
Jacob: Why?
Hannah: Please, will you take off your shirt? I can’t stop thinking. I need to just..
Jacob: Okay, okay, okay.
Hannah: Fuck. Seriously? It’s like you’re Photoshopped. Can l…?
Jacob: Aah. You have cold hands. Now you take off your dress.
Hannah: No. Not with that going on. No, thank you. Is there dim lighting somewhere?
TOP 10 FAVORITE MOVIES OF 2011:
03. Crazy, Stupid, Love
Hannah: I’m here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob…
Jacob: Do people still say “bang”?
Hannah: I do. And we’re gonna bang!
Ryan, Steve, and Emma discuss funny stories about the film Crazy, Stupid, Love and personal experiences, oh yeah, and most importantly Ryan talks about his washboard abs…